"Stir The Gift; Fan The Flame "

" I know today is Monday & you assume it's going to suck , but according to  statistic's , there will be over 5,000 weddings , 10,000 childbirths , and 42 million hugs occurring today throughout the United States. Also today , there will be at least 4 people who will win the multimillion dollar lotteries , 500 people will get promotions at work , and 3,000 people will lose their virginity. There will also be 600 dogs adopted , 35,000 balloons sold , and 800,0000 skittles eaten . Plus , the words " I love you" will be said over 9 million times. So again , I know today is Monday & you assume it's going to suck , but just relax & smile , because according to statistic's, it should actually be a really nice day." ;@}